A long long time ago (about 2014) in a far off corner of the world (quite possibly during the construction of a pop up cafe in Shoreditch with a nice ironic name like 'Kumquat mae' or 'Grillers in the mist' ) two hip young ironic shopkeepers came accross a secret Government document in the bottom of a second hand filing cabinet they were planning to put in the corner of the room up against the bare brick wall opposite the horribly over priced American imported cereals and candy section. They placed the dusty yellowed pages in the wall mounted newspaper rack.

There it stayed until one day four strange men from the other side of the water with an entirely unnatural love of disparate musical styles (styles that could surely never work in conjunction with one another- things like Prog and Punk and Jazz and Electro and metal and drum and bass) came in for a mocca frocca locca salted caramel latachino on their way to a gig.

One of the four men (quite possibly the Italian one with the magic table or maybe the large non-synth playing one, or the dreamboat that's always hitting stuff with sticks) picked up the document and as they sipped on their ridiculously over priced cups of steaming brown liquid they began to read. 

They could not believe their eyes. What they had learned would change how they thought about modern living for ever.

It became apparent that they would have to make the people of the world aware via the medium of song.

This album is their story.

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